For the guys - embarrassing question - Triathlon Week

09-23-2004, 07:17 PM

Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
replies only, please.

Woody

09-23-2004, 08:25 PM

In article <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>,
Morning Wood <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

> Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
> a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
> replies only, please.

I hide it by putting idiot trolls in my killfile.

<plonk>

--Harold Buck

"I used to rock and roll all night,
and party every day.
Then it was every other day. . . ."
-Homer J. Simpson

Zylo · 09-24-2004, 05:48 AM

Simple.

Have sex.

09-24-2004, 11:14 AM

Good point.

Woody

On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:33:24 GMT, Zylo
<[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].au> wrote:

>
>Simple.
>
>Have sex.

09-24-2004, 11:14 AM

Yeah, I guess you never have that problem, do you Harold?

Woody

On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:25:33 -0500, Harold Buck
<[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

>In article <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>,
> Morning Wood <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
>> Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
>> a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
>> replies only, please.
>
>
>I hide it by putting idiot trolls in my killfile.
>
><plonk>
>
>--Harold Buck
>
>
>"I used to rock and roll all night,
> and party every day.
> Then it was every other day. . . ."
> -Homer J. Simpson

09-26-2004, 04:18 PM

Morning Wood wrote:
> Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
> a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
> replies only, please.
>
> Woody
>
Frankly I haven't had the problem... I get up three or four hours before
the race, and mine ain't NEVER lasted THAT long.
But what's worse? the morning wood or the cold water shrinkage when you
come out of the lake?

09-30-2004, 02:07 PM

You can use a postage stamp.

"Morning Wood" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
> a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
> replies only, please.
>
> Woody
>

10-01-2004, 08:09 AM

"Ray Plotecia" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in news:D66dnQTXwskU-sHcRVn-
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> You can use a postage stamp.
>
>
> "Morning Wood" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>> Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. How do you hide "morning wood" before
>> a race - tri suits don't leave much to the imagination. Serious
>> replies only, please.
>>
>> Woody
>>
>
>
>

Nice shot!